18:00   Due to some nomenclature confusion, there isn't going to be any 
chick.
      (jj)

22:00   Omniback can fuck my dry cunt.  Why are drives failing randomly? 
Fucked if 
        I know.... is it network?  Like, it actually is failing at network 
connect.
        do I need a data protector restart?  I'll perform one in the 
morning, 
        just in case, just need to limp through the backup window.  (jj)

23:00   Seriousy, I am a unix domain socket.  Fuck my dry cunt.  I can't 
narrow this
        to one controller, or one media agent, or shit... it's just 
cunting network
        cunting errors.  what the fuck am i supposed to cunting do with 
that cunt 
        fucking shit?  write a fucking screenplay? (jj)

23:45   okay, fuck this noise, what i'm gonna do, is just mass restart 
them all around
        4am or so, after they all finish.  Because seirously, fuck this 
shit.  Has
        something happened to the network?  Are these crossbeams fucking 
me up the
        ass?  It does seem to be all through the crossbeams.... wait, 
acutally..

        CUNT!!! IT'S THE FUCKING NEW CUNTING FUCK SUCKING CUNT FUCKING 
CROSSBEAMS
        THAT ARE THE CUNTING COMMON FUCKHEAD DEFUCKINGNOMINATOR.  FUCKING 
BULLSHIT
        FUCKING ASS RAPING FUCK CUNT FIREWALLS. (jj)

3:00    (it's posisbly not the firewalls, but it sure _smells_ like the 
firewall
        change... in any case, can whichever cunt reads this in the 
morning wander over
        to networks with the pager log, and find out about all of those 
failed
        connections on mgtlan?  peach! (jj))